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Happening and Mishap?

Chottu: What is the difference between HAPPENING and MISHAP? Pintu: If your wife runs away, it is HAPPENING. If she returns back, it is MISHAP?
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Ishq, Ishq, Ishq

Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte Kuch dost hai hamare jinko PARESHAN na karo to wo  yaad kiya nahi karte..
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DIDI AND JIJAJI

First day in College... Boy: Tumara Naam Kya Hai? Girl: Mujhe sab Didi Kehate Hai... Boy: Waw... What a coincidence....... Mujhe sab JIJAJI Kahate Hai... 
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U & Me

Promise me we are true friends.... I am Lamp.......... U are Light. I am Coke ............. U are Sprite I am Sawan (Rain)............. U are Badal (Cloud) I am Normal.............................................. ................................................................. U ARE PAGAL (lunatic) HAPPY PROMISE DAY......
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BEWARE OF MLM COMPANIES

Here is an important note to all. In Kerala, Police arrested / arresting promoters of so many MLM companies for be-fooling common people by giving them false statements of QUICK RICH PROGRAMS. There are so many companies like AMWAY, TYCOON, TOTAL4U, BIZZARE, RMP INFOTECH, GRACEWAY.. etc etc. are some of them. (These names I got from dailies). Just think: 1. They are collecting an amount from you. Suppose Rs.5000/- . They will initiate you to join at least 3 people under you for your commission of Rs.1000/-. So you collect Rs.15000/- from others + Rs.5000/- (ur share) totalling to Rs. 20000/-. When you remit Rs.20000/- with the company you will get a commission of Rs.1000/-.  2. The strain behind these process are painful. You just think, even one labour (whatever type it may be) will get Rs.450 to 500/- per day,why you waste your time, money, relationships in it. So just go 2 days for labour work, if you can. You will get Rs.1000/- easily. There is no investment. ( I am not jo...
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Why some lead a luxurious life, while other struggle for one time meal?

A must read - why some lead a luxurious life, while other struggle for one time meal? Read it and comment on it.
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Questionnaire about you.

Questionnaire about you. Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi" 1. _________ main insan nahi hun 2. _________ main hi chor hun 3. _________ mera koi elaj nahi 4. _________ mein hi idiot hun 5. _________ main hi ullu hun If you got 5 correct answer, you will become PAAGAL soon. 
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Bat Aur Barsat

Door isharo se bat nahi hoti Aansu bahane se barsat nahi hoti Ye zindagi khwab nahi haqiqat hai mere dost,  kyonki,  aankhe band karne se raat nahi hoti..
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SMS LOVE

Mana ke sara jahan apke sath hoga khushi ka har lamha aap ke pas hoga jab khatam hogi hamari SMS service us din apko hamari kami ka ahsas hoga
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SAAT BITAYE PAL

Itni si fariyad meri yaad rakhna,  sath bitaye pal aabad rakhna,  apne dosto me meri dosti yaad rakhna,  chahe mujhe sabke baad rakhna
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PYAR KARO - DO LOVE

Pyar insan se karo, uski aadat se nahi rutho unki bato se,   unse nahi. Bhulo unki galtiyo ko nuhe nahi kyonki, apno se badhkar is duniya me  kuch nahi
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COMPUTER SITES

www.microsoft.com www.tucows.com www.wingmag.com www.winsite.com www.thefreesite.com www.32bit.com www.winthemes.com www.win95.com www.mydesktop.com www.windowsnt-plus.com www.window95.org www.winuser.com www.sony.com www.apple.com www.panasonic.com www.compaq.com www.mot.com www.toshiba.com www.microchip.com www.quantum.com www.warehouse.com www.wdc.com www.nsc.com www.micron.com www.pricescan.com www.warrior.com www.esteem.com www.novell.com www.perl.com www.builder.com www.javaworld.com
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EHSAS

Har aahat ehsas hamara dilayegi har hawa khushboo hamari layegi hum to dosti isi nibhayenge yaara ke hum na honge hamari yaad tumhe sadayegi...
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Dosti - Friendship

Kuch to DUNIYADARI rakho Kuch to DOSTI YAARI rakho call to karni nahi, SMS hi jaari rakho, jab karna nahi SMS bhi to MOBILE almari me rakho
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Manzil

Agar manzil ko pana ho to himmat sath rakhna,  pyar ko pana ho to aitbar sath rakhna, aur agar sada muskurana ho to  brush aur paste sath rakhna
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Valentine Day

Ek ladki Valentine day par Shop keeper se: Aisa card hai jis par likha ho, "MAIN SIRF TUMSE PYAR KARTI HOON".....? Shop Keeper: Mil jayega... Girl: 25 Cards de do.......
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I MISS YOU

Santa ko uski girlfriend ka message aaya... "I MISS YOU" Santa ne message padha aur bahut sochne ke bad reply mein likha.... ...............? ...............? "I MR. U"
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Chocolates

"KIT-KAT"  ka swad ho aap,  "DAIRY-MILK" ka ehsas ho aap, 'MILK-CAKE" se bhi zyada khas ho aap,  kher jo bhi ho,  mere liye to "5-STAR" ho aap. Happy Chocolate day.... 
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LOVE OF BHIKHARI

Bhikhari : I love you Girl: Shakl dekhi hai apni? Is se to achha main suicide kar lu. Bhikhari: Kambaqt, mar jayegi, par kisi garib ke kaam nahi aayegi.
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Romantic Sardar

Sardar proposed a girl with romantic poem: "KUTTA MAR GAYA RAZAI MEIN, MEIN PAGAL HUA TERI JUDAI MEIN HATHI NALI ME BEH NAHI SAKTA YE SARDAR TERE BIN REH NAHI SAKTA"
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