OLD JOKE ON KISS

OLD JOKE ON KISS

Never kiss a Police Woman,

She will say : "Stop, hands up"

Never kiss a nurse, 

She will say: " Next please "

So,

Always kiss a teacher,  She will definitely say :" repeat it 5 times"

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