KHUSHWANT SINGH AND HIS JOKES ON INDIA

KHUSHWANT SINGH AND HIS JOKES ON INDIA

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Khushwant Singh was an Indian Novelist, Lawyer, Journalist and Politician. He was well famous for his jokes and wits too.. 

One of his old joke is republishing here for you.

An American tourist arrives in India. It is his first visit to the country. He hires a car for the day to take him round the city. Outside a bakery, he spies a big mob jostling, pushing, everyone trying to get in at the same time. 
"What is going on?" he asks the Sikh taxi driver.
The Sardarji is very patriotic and does not wish the foreigner to have an unfavourable impression of his country. 
"They are shooting a film" he replies blandly.
A little later they come to an yet greater mob of people outside a ration shop selling wheat and cooking oil. Jostling, pushing, everyone trying to get in at the same time. 
"What is going on here?" demands the American.
"It's the same film, part second" replies the Sardarji and drives on. 
The third mob outside the kerosene oil depot. Men, women and children banging their tin cans.
"And what is going on here?" asks the visitor.
"Same film, part three", replied the sardarji. 
"Say,. what kind of film is this? What is it called? demands the American tourist.
"It's a documentary of India Sir" replies the Sardarji
"In Hindustani, it is called Sathaayee saal baad." ( After 27 years)